Office by Alex Penny
Don't skip the pleasantries. That's my favorite part.
Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.
dogcats
STOP
I have a policy to reblog this every time it appears on my dash thank you
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I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
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I downloaded a mod for Skyrim that makes it so you can whistle for your horse when you can’t find it and it’ll come to you
so I was looking for my horse and couldn’t find it so I whistled and nothing
whistled again, nothing
then the sound of a horse dying from somewhere behind me
apparently my horse had been on top of a fucking mountain and threw itself the entire way down to answer my call
drama queen
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my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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nowtoo on instagram
that is some serious skill right there
the barrista at the coffee shop I go to used to make hearts out of the foam on my lattes and that made my day every time (WHERE DID YOU GO CUTE BARRISTA RETURN TO MEE)
but can you imagine someone handing this to you
I think I’d die right there
how
and I’d be super afraid to drink this ngl
They use a variety of edible colorings. I’m pretty sure the ingredients are listed on each instagram post. Though I’m not entirely sure, because everything’s in Japanese.
Oh, no, I’m not afraid of it being inedible! I’m afraid because it’s SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I’d feel like I was destroying a work of art. Some things are just too pretty to eat!
THE HARUKA ONE THO
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