Office by Alex Penny
Don't skip the pleasantries. That's my favorite part.
this is confusing and i love it
How Most Africans Wake Up
OMG
EVEN IF SHE WASNT PREGNANT MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE’S WEIGHT GAIN IS SHITTY YOURE SHITTY IF YOU DO THAT THANK YOU
Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.
dogcats
STOP
I have a policy to reblog this every time it appears on my dash thank you
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I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
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